Syndrome “Jay of a man”, ChSV against prudence or just congenital idiocy?

So I returned. No, of course I looked a couple of times on the site, but rather out of habit than to sit. 🙁
I have a new computer, so I was absent. For several days it took to buy, install, battle with a worship, then teaching the installation of XP from the flash drive, and then wiping saliva from the keyboard, after installing new games on high graphics … Mirror’s edge is magnificent!
It was nice to see the Logo Stopheim on boxes with licensed disks! 😉
And here ZE Fakkin Minecraft?!

Once again he caught himself on manifestation … Psychologists call it high self -esteem, people stubborn, women with the laconic word “men!”, And I am inherent idiocy. No, but how else!?
I have one comrade, Yura. From the category is not a friend, but with this you can in reconnaissance, if carefully. A wonderful person, if not for one but! Stupid. He is also naive as a hamster, but it’s not scary. So, this subject, by some miracle, got a job as a bartender at the coolest restaurant of our city (swears that not through the bed). Respectively, the “elite” circle of communication, chosv, bent fingers and constant phrases, such as “as!? You haven’t tried the whiskey Jamison!?”Or” Che? True, I have never seen naked nonsense?!”. It is terribly infuriated.
The other day we decided to culturally drink a beer in an apartment of a common friend. Yura hung up to me on the topic “You are not drinking correctly. You must try real cocktails “. What I tell him as it is: “Yur. When I get drunk, I become very boring, then I lose the measure, “I call ichtiadra” and fall asleep ”. Yuri begins to run, wave his arms and shout that after his branded secret cocktail “Core of Ada”, I will not sleep all night, we’ll be alienated, and in the morning I don’t remember anything. Finally, he knocked me down, and I agreed, having previously apologized to the owners of the apartment ..
After drinking a half-liter glass of some garbage, from which it stinked with vodka and an energy, and then, having washed it down with a half-liter of another garbage, from which it smelled of a “one and a half”, I looked at Yura and just smiled, saying: “Well, an idiot, went to the kitchen, we will smoke and wait”. I think you realized what happened next ..
After wearing half an hour, while I was talking about some nonsense, and my wing, my stomach realized what happened! Further, I suffocate over the sink, Yura runs around me, repeating: “Just do not dare to die!”, The owner of the apartment pokes in my face with a glass of water. I swear if I were not so dick, I would smile smug! And then I fell asleep. Yura was mistaken in all indicators of his bartender skill, and I was poisoned, but proved my case ..
Well, which of us is a greater idiot? A naive twenty -year -old boy who decided that he was the smartest? Or I, so stupidly provoked myself, and then proved something to myself?

And how often you are on weak? You are stupid on the dispute? You prove something to yourself? Tell us! Do not be afraid. 😉

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About alcohol I have separate goosebumps. I’m still afraid to drive past the village of Dachny, they say they are looking for me there, I don’t know what. Rather, I know, but I don’t believe. 🙂

Honestly, drink a half liter of one mixture and drink half a liter of another – for me the result would be obviously clear and I would not go to this adventure)))

Ahaha, the post is relevant and read https://www.live-online-roulette.co.uk/ absolutely the same as a year ago. : DD

Rarely. Happens. Often.

Eh, before the stupidity of which I just did not do … A couple of times I risked my life. I risked so well what. Once he jumped from the balcony of the tenth floor, caught on the side, hung a little, and then they dragged me back)
I will not tell everything, otherwise the wrong judgments may turn out))

Incorrect judgments? Gleb-Spider-Man! 🙂 Well, if jumping from the tenth floor is not the most inadequate, then you are cool, dude!

Eh, I’m not a fan of vodka 🙂 To be honest, I won’t tolerate it at all 🙂 If I want to get drunk with grief \ joy \ for the company \ for the holiday, etc.D. I take a box of beer or a couple of bottles of wine, but the wine is less often because it is expensive, with*ka.

I am glad that he did not begin to prove that my blood is green. Or what to jump from the fourth floor is safe … of course stupid! But it’s nice. 🙁

Well, with poop, this is a little overkill in my opinion. and in general you have to live thinking for yourself, so I love to fight and will fight with all public opinions. Here Neskafa fights and does not like to be rude, it tells us that everyone has their own stats and head on the shoulders

Hooray! The first detailed answer on the topic! 🙂 It would be necessary to throw you plus ..
Do you know what’s the worst? That next time there will be the same! Well, or almost … 🙂

Chesna? – A twenty -one -year -old boy who decided that he was the smartest;)
From about 15 years old I have never been led to all sorts of divorces and disputes (well, if Stopudovo did not know that I was right) and never understood the chips of proving something … no, well, of course, but he also realized that it was a lousy thing)

Mmm … no, I do it almost every day: D
Of course strange, you did a dispute or drunkenly? And what a brand of the Grinders 🙂